you -- yes you -- can be a judge. here's how.

​Wanna be a judge? Have a GED? Here’s your chance!
 
No background check required! You can apply to be a judge in beautiful Dolores. It’s in southwestern Colorado not far from Mesa Verde National Park. It’s a stunning part of the state.
 
You just need to have passed a high school equivalency exam. And thanks to the judicial branch violating the Colorado Constitution, you don’t even need to live there yet. You just have to be ready to move there and live there by the time you get sworn in.
 
It’s not a full-time position. It’s a 20 percent position that pays $33,159 a year.
 
If you get the gig, you have a provisional term of 2 years and then you serve 4-year terms as long as you’re retained by voters. Judges are almost always retained by voters in Colorado.
 
When you’re up for review, the judicial performance commission that will evaluate you still won’t do a background check. So you’re pretty safe.
 
Even if someone filed a complaint at the judicial discipline commission about you the performance commission won’t know it. Heck, you could even be disciplined and it most likely would all be kept from public view. The performance commission won’t have a clue.
 
You’re pretty much in control of what the performance commission sees when you’re reviewed. The only documents the judicial performance commission has to review are the ones you provide them. Oh, and the commission gets a compilation survey report that waters down any bad things someone may have said about you on one or two surveys.
 
So you don’t have to sweat your boss firing you for a bad comment card like so many employees have to fear.
 
Pretty sweet position. LOTS of job protection.
 
You get to send people to jail, make them pay fines and take their property. And you don’t even have to wear a body camera like police officers.
 
The system works to cover up your misconduct. And there’s not a lot of pressure to change the system like there is for the police.
 
Piece of cake.
 
It’s nice work if you can get it. You can apply with this application. You need to get your application in by 4 p.m. on August 7. Or if you want to nominate someone else for the position, you can notify the nominating commission by 4 p.m. on July 31.
 
Good luck!

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